Fantastic Beasts and Where to Hide Them a novel by Rubeus Hagrid
Note From The Author: I shouldn’t have told you that…
james and lily potter: both didn’t get a chance at life, died at 21.
sirius black: was imprisoned for 12 years for a murder he didn’t commit, then had to hide in his abusive family’s house and tragically died when he went out to fight.
remus lupin: became a werewolf at the age of 5, seen as an outcast his whole life, his only revenge was to fight to make the world a better place, and died doing so.
every single one of them deserves so much better, why did i have to pick them as my favourite characters just why
- HAMILTON: Do you need to go to the dentist, sir?
- WASHINGTON: I don't like dentists. Just a second.
- [unsheathes pliers]
- ALL: No, no, no.
- WASHINGTON: [pulls out tooth]
- ALL: AAAH!
- JEFFERSON: What the [BLEEP]?
- MADISON: [faints]
- (later)
- WASHINGTON: Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it's always a good idea to demonstrate to your co-workers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it's always fun to see Madison faint.
Curious as to what lovely anon messaged me wanting to have sex with me
